An Animated V-Day

By  February 10, 2009

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Flowers, heart-shaped boxes of chocolates, and romantic dinners might be the most popular gifts, but Fox’s Sunday night animated characters reveal what they think makes for the perfect Valentine’s Day.

THE SIMPSONS 

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Homer Simpson: I’d like to take my sweetheart Marge out wherever she wants to go – as long as it isn’t one of those restaurants that charge you $200 because they know they got you trapped. Oh, yeah, and if Santa is reading this, I also want a new bike.
Marge Simpson: Chocolates and some time with my dream man: Mr. Clean. (Because sometimes chocolates leave stains!)
Lisa Simpson: I’d like all the commercialization of romance to stop. No more wasteful cards, delivery of chocolates or unnecessary cutting of healthy flowers. Unless the boy that plays trumpet in the band wants to send me something. Then I guess it might be okay.
Bart Simpson: My Valentine’s Day wish is for my sister. I’d like her to get the Malibu Stacy Sweetheart doll she wants. She’s wanted it for a long time, and it would make her really happy. All I want for myself is five minutes alone with Lisa’s doll to roll it in hamburger and feed it to the dog. Happy Valentine’s Day!

KING OF THE HILL 

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Hank Hill: My perfect Valentine’s Day would be spent at work selling propane. The day would end before it turns into Valentine’s night with all the crowded restaurants, overpriced roses and creepy public kissing.
Peggy Hill: My perfect Valentine’s Day is for Hank to buy me two dozen red roses and take me to a popular restaurant where I can – without shame or restraint – show the world just how much I love him.
Bobby Hill: I’m going to do some social networking and see if I can track down a certain plastic head I used to date.

FAMILY GUY

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Peter Griffin: Every Valentine’s Day Lois promises me one sexual fantasy. This year I am choosing sex in a helicopter while reporting local traffic.
Lois Griffin: The perfect gift would probably be about 6’6″ and have strong, calloused hands.
Brian Griffin: What anyone would want on this holiday: a good girl. But seriously, I’ll take either that or Beggin’ Strips.
Stewie Griffin: You can just give me more Matt Lauer in the morning. Seriously, who needs coffee when you can flip on the television and get yourself a Venti Matt with extra foam?!?

AMERICAN DAD 

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Stan Smith: The perfect Valentine’s Day gift? A new president. This guy is already blowing it.
Francine Smith: A heart-shaped toilet seat that remembers to put itself down.
Hayley Smith: A chocolate-covered exit strategy from Iraq.
Steve Smith: On Valentine’s Day, I like to show the ladies my C3P-Oh face!
Roger Smith: An orgasm. Who’s with me, ladies?
Klaus Smith: A blow fish. Get it? Get it? You get it!

*Photo Credit: FoxFlash

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