hecklerspray hates it when those famous-types won't listen to us.
Like that time we wrote to Halle Berry with those brilliant Catwoman sequel ideas. Man - that erotic litterbox scene would have been an absolute killer. If only she'd paid attention. In fact, if only there were any celebrities who would heed our word, instead of ignoring us or hanging up the phone or bribing judges to come up with utterly unfair 'restraining orders'. We have so much advice to offer.
The Spice Girls, for example. Think of the pearls of wisdom we could dispatch to them: stuff like 'please don't reform, you pointless menopausal dance-troupe' or 'hey gals! We've heard that arsenic kicks the shit out of cocoa in the bedtime-drink stakes.'
But no. Apparently they don't want to hear any of that. Apparently the only advice they want is about where to perform a gig or something.
Ungrateful wretches.
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