Penelope Cruz and the case of the gifted glasses
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On its own, this snippet of information doesn’t offer much gossip fodder:
WOODY ALLEN gifted Spanish star PENELOPE CRUZ with a pair of his own spectacles after wrapping their new film VICKY CHRISTINA BARCELONA. Cruz confessed she liked the look of the movie director’s classic glasses while they were shooting.
But put it in context with Penelope’s choice of facial accessories in her recent lesbian makeout session (use family wherever possible - it’s a great way to keep costs down!), and we suddenly understand the motivation behind Woody’s generosity (sourcing free props also keeps saves on expenses!). Nothing relieves a desirous old man of his visual aid faster than telling him you’d like to have a threeway with his glasses and your lookalike sister.
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