Reese Witherspoon has a clearly-defined role as America's Sweetheart; and Ryan Phillippe has his own, equally well-defined, role too - That Guy Who Plods Around Anonymously A Couple Of Feet Behind America's Sweetheart.
Or at least he did. Now Ryan Phillippe is going to be best known for being That Guy Who Used To Plod Around Anonymously A Couple Of Feet Behind America's Sweetheart - it's been announced that Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe are splitting up after seven years of marriage. You know, just like Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe said they were absolutely not going to do six months ago. But, hey, maybe it's not all bad; if Reese Witherspoon was lying about not splitting up with her husband, maybe she was lying when she said she'd never make a sequel to Just Like Heaven. Even though she didn't say that in the first place. Dammit, we just want to see more films about humans having sex with peppy ghosts. Is that too much to ask?
