The seller for this strange auction begins by yelling "THERE IS A GHOST TRAPPED IN THIS PAPER CLIP!!!!!!!! AND I CANT GET IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU BUY THIS DON'T TRUST THE GHOST!!!!! SERIOUSLY GUYS HE'S CRAZY!!!!!!!!!! HE'LL RIPP YOUR FACE OFF WHEN YOUR NOT PAYING ATTENTION!!!!!"

So you'd be made to buy it wouldn't you?

They then add; "I trapped him by throwing the clip into the trail of endoplasmic slime that was trailing behind him, i ment to destract him but instead i captured him! GO GHOST BUSTERS!!!!"

Absolutely mental. Click here to find out more.

The seller for this weird little auction says; "I'm auctioning off the naming rights for my kitten, it is 5-6 weeks old, white, brown and black.  if u want more pictures, information, or a picture of the mother please ask.  i don't know if its male or female, i will post an update when i find out."[sic]

Amusingly, the seller then adds; "must not be a swear or anything rude, if the winners chosen name is anything i cant call it with kids in the room, i will ask for another name the winner will not be sent anything"

Brilliant eh? No? Click here to bid

Now here's something that won't crop up on eBay often! It's a handwritten original poem from the hand of Jim Morrison (from The Doors if you need reminding).

The poem is thought to be the poem entitled 'Actors' and published in the Wilderness volume, however this version differs drastically from the original that Jim wrote.

This was originally acquired from an employee at the Whiskey a Go-Go "some 38 plus years ago" according to the vendor. You might want to check out the credentials before stumping up the cash, but if it's the real deal, it's a marvelous piece of rock 'n' roll history.

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Debate rages about the new eBay rules (as mentioned on these very pages). Here's a video of some of the discussions from a recent meet-up with the eBay folks.

Lost fans are mental. They pick each show to bits in the attempt to come up with the answers, which, from what I can gather from my Lostite pals, aren't too forthcoming. In the search for clues, they agonise over every detail... so Lost-Heads will no doubt recognise the picture of the Apollo chocolate bar.

Well, you can buy one of your own on eBay, currently going for very little. Of course, you probably wouldn't want to eat it... and it might arrive melted or cracked in the post... but die-hard Lost fans will surely love it?

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