Will Fight To The DeathThere is a long and tacky history between these two. They've hated each other for years. The situation surely wasn't helped when Greasy Bear publicly ranted about Lohan's broke-ass, freckle-speckled nether regions.

This time they were fighting over a guy, but for a different reason than we've come to expect from Slut and Sluttier. Actually, they were fighting over Timbaland, hoping to entice him to rescue their music careers from their glaring lack of talent. Some folks from London's Daily Mirror were lucky enough to be on hand to witness the bitchfest.

While no blows were traded, there were sharp words exchanged. Lindsay was heard to say, "What the hell is that bitch doing here? I didn't know she was on the list." To which Paris spat back, "F**k off, you bitch." MEE-OW!! It was a death race to the producer, with the two climbing over furniture and hurdling barriers, but Paris, with her longer, more gangly limbs, made it to Timbaland first. By this time, though, he was frightened for his life and made a hasty escape, leaving the celebutantes in shame and the club in stitches. Too bad there was no video.