Pirate Poonani
From:
Girlspoke
479 days 11 hours 1 minutes ago
Channel:
On the Edge
I'd like to take this opportunity to thank Mr. Depp for bringing the sexy pirate back. Pirate paraphernalia was once bogarted entirely by Halloween and renaissance faire goers. But thanks in part to Disney and Depp, pirate garb is the new black. Shoes, t-shirts, hand bags, iPod cases, jewelry, cellphone covers and even band aids now sport the familiar skull and crossbones emblem. What was once a tattooed symbol of rebellion for bikers, sailors & criminals is now a must have for all the wanna-be teeny-bopper fashionistas.
It's slightly overkill, but I happen to like a little dark glam, so whatever.
However, despite its growing popularity brought on by recent Hollywood hits I have to contest captain cross bones making an appearance on one x-marks-the-spot location:
Nothing says ⿿come hither⿿ like a big poison control symbol on the blossom of your love nectar. When I worked at Hot Topic a couple of years back and we received a shipment of pirate panties we all giggled at the cryptic message behind wearing the Jolly Roger on your poonani.
Danger: Poisioness!
Do Not Enter!
Hazardous Materials!
Warning: You⿿re about to enter the tunnel of chlamydia!
Leave the skull and bones loot to the band aids, chucks and t-shirts. It's always a good idea to avoid any possible cooch wear that could cause potential partners to recoil. Otherwise you could find yourself in bed alone resorting to phone sex with the poison control center operator.
