Nestor Carbonell plays the evil Latino mayor of Gotham City in The Dark Knight. God, what we'd give to be his evil Latina intern. [IMDB]
Jennifer Garner is pregnant again! She's giving birth to a gigantic yawn. [Us Weekly]
Britney Spears has agreed to continue allowing ex-husband Kevin Federline to have full custody of their two boys while she continue babysitting the earwax sculptures she made in their likenesses. [People]
Jennifer Aniston and Miley Cyrus are reportedly going to make a movie together, but, really, we can't take another installment of Alien vs Predator. [Star]
Elton John has a new Ben 'n Jerry's ice cream flavor named for one of his singles, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road." It tastes like velvet and LSD. [Showbuzz]
