When people look back at the death of Anna Nicole Smith, they won't remember the tragic circumstances of the death or Anna Nicole's contribution to the human race - they'll remember weeping judge Larry Seidlin, and think "tosser."

Judge Larry Seidlin - who gained worldwide notoriety by bursting into tears like a great big girl when he was supposed to be telling the globe where Anna Nicole Smith was due to be buried - has sensationally quit his job as a Florida judge in order to pursue a TV career, with his first job being a pilot for a court-based TV show for CBS. Details of Larry Seidlin's TV show are a little fuzzy at the moment - for instance, we don't know if the cases he presides over will exclusively be about the corpses of dead pornstars, and we also understand that CBS executives haven't been able to decide between the series titles The Judge Larry Seidlin Show and The Zany Adventures Of Larry The Weeping Unprofessional Clown-Judge yet.

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