David Copperfield is a mystical man who can simply click his fingers and make landmarks disappear or supermodels want to sleep with him - but David Copperfield has discovered that he can't magic away angry Asian concert promoters.

David Copperfield had been planning to tour Southeast Asia, right up until the FBI raided his warehouse because a Seattle woman accused him of rape. Now - possibly because he fears any legitimate dalliances with dirt-cheap Thai ladyboy prostitutes will be skewed by the media to look like more rape - David Copperfield has cancelled his Asian tour, outraging promoters in the process. Two companies are now suing David Copperfield for several million dollars following his sudden cancellation and - to make matters worse - they want David Copperfield to pay them in cash by pulling the full amount of compensation out from behind their ears again and again like some sort of creepy magical old uncle or something. 

(more…)