Wow, are you really still wearing that infuriating red Kabbalah string on your wrist and drinking that bottled Kabbalah water? That is so five minutes ago. Kabbalah’s out, you know.
And how can we be so sure it’s out? Because two of the religion’s biggest celebrity zealots, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher, seem to have abandoned the Kabbalah ship.
That’s what we’d have done, too. Kabbalah doesn’t have near as nice a ship as the Scientology cruise ship, Freewinds, anyway.
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