We've all been there - you have a few drinks, you slightly misjudge the situation, and the next thing you know you're driving around Malibu at 85mph with an open bottle of tequila in your car, screaming racial abuse at policemen.

Mel Gibson knows where we're coming from here, because that's pretty much how he spend his August 2006. And, thanks to some fools overreacting when he called a female police officer "Sugartits," offered to have sex with a male police officer and informed anyone he could that "the fucking Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world," Mel Gibson was slapped with a one-year alcohol cessation order by a Malibu judge which included enforced visits of Alcoholics Anonymous. But guess what? That year's up and Mel Gibson doesn't have to go to those stupid AA meetings any more. Hey Mel, last one to do jello shots off a Rabbi's head is an atheist!

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