Oh. My. Gawd.

Back from less than 24 hours in a
Caribbean rehab facility,
Britney Spears decides to pull a
Sinad O'Connor and go bald as an eagle.
X17 claims she had a salon open up after closing especially for her, and then did the job herself before hitting a tattoo parlor to get red lips inked on her wrist.

Um, that's
one way to deal with unhealthy hair, I suppose. That, or leave-in conditioner.
Hopefully, Britney headed to
Tyra Banks' house afterward to raid her wig collection.
Update: A source at the salon told
Us Weekly, "Britney came in and said she wanted them to shave her head." And when the hairdresser refused, "Britney grabbed the hair clipper and started doing it herself."
A tattoo parlor employee adds that Britney arrived at the store agitated and, when asked why she shaved her head, replied, "I don't want anyone touching me. I'm tired of everybody touching me." The employee adds, "She wasn't making sense at all and you could tell she's not in a good place at all, and that she is totally freaking out."
The employee, who was both appalled and concerned, adds, "After she left the shop we all just looked around and said to each other:
'We just saw a huge celebrity on the verge of a nervous breakdown.'"
Click here to view Britney's breakdown-in-process as a paparazzo asks her: "Why you cut your hair like that?" To which Brit responds: "Go fu*k yourself!!!" When asked a second time, she screams, "Because of you!"
Yikes.