Nothing good in life is free, everything priceless is never priced less: think an early exit in a f**k-you shoe, think driving a buck-fifty in a Porsche, think…
Sex.
So I’m giving away a Fendi hologram clutch with e-boutique
Trendora, but this time it’s no random drawing. You’ve got to sign up here and tell us why you deserve this boss Fendi clutch*.
Entries mentioning lap dances for the girl named Kristopher who speaks of herself in the third person receive special consideration.
Consider this a holiday thank you for you lovelies reading all the time. It really makes me want to touch myself touches me.
XXXO,
K
» Fendi Hologram clutch $722, Trendora.com
* Contest ends December 31, 2007. A winner will be chosen January 1, 2008.
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