Periodically I like to pull my favorite strange and amusing search terms from the Lively Women stats. Here are some of the most entertaining and odd from May’s stats, along with my commentary:
- "denise austin boob job" - Don’t think I’ve ever written about Denise Austin getting a boob job!
- "miley cyrus annoying" - Hah! I’m not the only one who thinks so!
- "my boob job" - Do you really need Google to find information about your own boob job?
- "naked women.com" - Sorry, we’re all clothed here.
- "2008 sex owman video" - Um, okay…
- "why is the heart so important" - Gee, let me think…
- "women smoking drunk photos" - Smoking photos doesn’t seem too smart to me. ;)
- "how wemen look naked" - Because there’s nothing more beautiful than a naked "weman"???
- "girls should be allowed to have cosmetic surgery before the age of eighteen" - no they shouldn’t!
- "thinspiration tips" - I am so totally anti-thinspiration it’s not even funny.
- "boobies women .com" - This person was SO not looking for breast self-exam info.
- "good role models that shouldn t be listened too" - Huh?
- "im 14 and i wanna have sex with a girl" - Good for you, but Googling this means you’re totally not old enough.
- "has anyone african american used clinique foundations" - I’m guessing that at some point, yes, someone somewhere has.
- "what astronomers need to be healthy and stay alive" - Are the astronmers in question human? Then the answer is "the same things any person needs."
- "strawberry blonde healthy pregnancy" - Because only brunettes have healthy pregnancies???
- "14 15 16 old illegal very young virgin have sex" - Ewwwwwww…..
- "would a queen eat junk???" - You have to wonder what THIS person was looking for!
- "should 13 year old people be allowed to have sex?" - As opposed to 13-year-old dogs?
- "14 year sex" - Sounds exhausting!
- "meg cabot book report" - I think there’s a cheater in our midst…
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