Life's greatest mystery isn’t where the city of Atlantis is, why men have nipples or when the new Guns N’ Roses album is coming out. It’s actually trying to work out what women want and what exactly makes them tick.
From watching various films, television shows and listening to feminists waffle on we thought we knew the answer. To the best of our knowledge we assumed that women wanted to be swept off their feet, wined and dined at the finest restaurants that we can’t actually afford and being told their new haircut is gorgeous when it’s really a little bit wonky. So do all females want to be treated like a goddess? Apparently not - it turns out that some like their men a bit rough round the edges, or drugged up.
This can only explain why student Laura McLaughlin allegedly let Pete Doherty in to her love tunnel.
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