If you were selected by the bride and groom to toast them at their wedding, please, please do not do this: A toast to Sally,* the bride and her groom Matt*, by her cousin Jessica Darla**: ⿿When we were little, I always thought Sally had it all. She was smart, beautiful and loads of fun. But then I grew up and realized I was wrong. Sally needed a boyfriend. As I was preparing for my own wedding, I told this to my husband and we decided that since he had a friend that needed a girlfriend, we would set him up with Sally who needed a boyfriend. A couple of days before the wedding, I told Sally about my plan and she told me: ⿿Jess Darla, I have a boyfriend.⿿ That⿿s when we found out about Matt. So, today I want to toast Sally and Matt for finally making her complete and I want to welcome him as my cousin-in-law.⿿ Dude. It would be one thing, if Sally was marrying the friend who needed a girlfriend, then it would be a cute ⿿we set them up⿿ story⿦but no. Just your regular, run-of-the-mill, thank God my cousin⿿s not going to die a spinster story. *Names changed to protect the innocent. **Names of the guilty are unknown and so are made up. Poor Sally. Source Share This

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