Oh, and BELIEVE YOU ME, if I had seen any sort of information that told ME what was going to happen - I mean, REALLY going to happen, I would’ve run screaming away from anything that even remotely looked like a penis. I’m with you, Helen.
Dame Helen Mirren has revealed why she has never had children, blaming a shocking childbirth film she was shown as a convent schoolgirl.
The 62-year-old actress said the horror of that educational film deeply affected her, at a time that she was also learning about sex from ‘nasty’ boys.
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Apparently the film was so fracking realistic that it turned her off childbirth. What? You mean the up close, horribly in focus, every pore magnified films of a woman heaving in the most horribly painful experience of her life might be…….traumatic? NO KIDDING, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS.
Well, just for sh$ts and giggles, let’s watch the movie similar to what Helen Mirren might’ve watched, shall we? WARNING: Not for the squeamish.
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