Okay. So we all know that Tori Spelling doesn’t really have anything to do with her time other than boink other women’s husbands and get knocked up, right? Well, she’s realizing that as well, and is making it known that she would LOVE to be in a 90210 remake. She really would. REALLLLLLLLLLYYYYY. Listen to this:
- “My dad always wanted to do a new version of 90210, so I’m sure he will be beaming from above!”
- I’d love to somehow be a part of it. That as well would make my dad proud!”
- Well, I am a mom now, proud to say, but obviously too young to have a teenager, so maybe I could be one of the main character’s young stepmom.”
- “Playing the funny sex ed teacher at the high school would be funny, too, considering Donna Martin was America’s most infamous virgin.”
Nothing smells like desperation more than invoking your DEAD FATHER’s supposed plans for a new spinoff starring you, Tori. I think maybe you should look into switching prenatal vitamins or something, okay?
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