Either people are not so into the My Little Pony as we have been led to believe, or bubblegum pink is just not Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s colour.
And I think we all know which of the two it is.
In any case, it is time to announce the winner of our highly prestigious Friday caption contest. Given our voyeuristic interest in scandals, there was only one choice.

Liz Says:
The MLB steroid scandal investigation took a new turn when
baseball officials learned of the new My Little Pony/Roger Clemens connection.
Congratulations and lucky horseshoes to Liz! And also, hypothetical trophy accessories:

It’s the Juicy Couture Equestrian Princess Fluffy Hobo Bag, which is way more name than you’d think a hobo could carry, but a snazzy handbag to say the least.
And at 16″W x 9″H x 9″D, it can fit an entire (small) MLP stable at once.
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