Who is funding this stupid line of clothing now that she's separated from Russell Simmons? Or is it part of her pre-nup? Kimora Lee Simmons is the epitome of tacky and bad taste, as seen on the runway Friday night during her show (let's not even get into those Baby Phat ads where she's dressed up as a blonde hooker). She sent models out wearing 'grillz' made from rubies and diamonds as a diversion from the ugly clothes she showed (those of you not down with ghetto accessories, go to
Jewel Snob for crash course and yes, that's also me. What? did you think I was only into bags? :). I tried to find something nice to say about her collection but it is hard when every single piece looked like the fashion "don't" section in Glamour. You know, like
don't wear giant tropical leaf on head when going out in public,
don't forget to wear your bra under your vest,
don't cinch a jacket with shoulder pads with a leopard belt while wearing fingerless gloves,
don't tease your hair more than a foot high, etc. Well, the Bag Snob's advice to Kimora Lee is
DON'T divorce Russell Simmons cuz you're better as a hip hop mogul trophy wife.
