New York City is about cosmo culture, it’s about stripping yourself so you can rush towards success, it’s about–

Working full time as a writer and finishing college early, fueled solely by soy lattes so I shrunk from a C-cup to a never-wear-a-bra cup. Still, there are times I miss that feminine support–like when I attended my first-born bro’s wedding in a thin T-shirt dress that a breeze accessorized with alert nipples while I yawned.

And though that makes for classic family flicks, sometimes–like when I’m on a date with myself–I think I ought to style in a way that inspires a full man and not just a piece of his body to stand up for me, sometimes–

I think I ought to trade my nipples for Nippies. A boss way to cover up, Nippies nipple covers say no to nip slips, so you’re all class–

Just like that cut-down-to-where frock you rock them with.

» Nippies nipple cover $10 via Bristols6.com

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* Contest ends September 13, 2007, 12:00 a.m. PST. Six randomly drawn winners will be announced September 13, 2007.

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