DailyStab: Squirrels, beavers, dogs, cats, rats… it doesn’t matter! Eva Mendes says don’t take their shit! I’d totally give back my chipmonk robe if she asked.
Yeeeah: Kiefer Sutherland is on laundry and kitchen duty at County.
SeriouslyOMG: Hayden Panetierre — who saves the whales — is like the most popular girl.
Dlisted: David Blaine is trying to do something that made the last guy — a retarded DJ — go crazy and die.
ICYDK: J.R. Rotem is man seeking women, looking for a long term relationship, retarded.
POTP: Ryan Phillippe (fucking hate spelling his name) is back with that chick.
Wendy: Amy Winehouse with a bunch of coke all over her face.
GlamScene: Jennifer Garner without a bunch of coke all over her face. You suck Garner!
