
Paris Hilton’s movie The Hottie and the Nottie debuted with a record un-smashing $76 in sales per theatre. $76 divided by four showings means about 1.5 people came to each screening. Take that you bitch Jessica Simpson!
If you remember, Jessica’s recent blockbuster, Blonde Ambition, brought in $48 per screen on opening day.
Ha! You can make more selling beer to little kids.