Dlisted: Lindsay Lohan’s new boyfriend is already selling her out to the press. We like him.
Yeeeah: Jessica Simpson’s new movie ⿿Blonde Ambition⿿ is going straight to DVD. Except in Texas.
Allie Is Wired: Tila Tequila season finale preview.
SeriouslyOMG: Charisma Carpenter, that chick from Playboy and Buffy the Vampire Slayer, is a bitch to get divorced from.
POTP: Paris Hilton before she gave some French guy the herp.
CelebWarship: Winehouse ain’t going to no friggin’ rehab.
Bitten: Paris Hilton’s new movie The Hottie and the Nottie sounds like a porno, looks like a porno, so is it a porno?
Wendy: Katie Price wants some hot ass dildos!
