Reviewers were not kind to Victoria Beckham and her show Victoria Beckham: Coming to America, which debuted last night. Among the quotable:

From the NY Post:

“NBC should get down on its knees and give a giant thanks that soccer star David Beckham was called back to Europe before it could finish filming his relentlessly self-promoting wife’s reality series. If this were not a one-shot deal and people were exposed to her vapid, condescending behaviour on a weekly basis….she would be run out on a rail. It is an orgy of self-indulgence so out of whack with reality that you will sit there slack-jawed at the gall of these people who think we are that stupid.”

From the NY Times, comparing Posh to mold growing on cheese:

“Watching Victoria Beckham: Coming to America is a little like that site - although the cheddar probably has an ounce or two on Mrs Beckham, who is also famous for being thin but with very large breasts.

“These kinds of reality shows rely on a fish-out-of-water conceit but in Beverly Hills she is a fish-in-Evian, one rich, blonde, spray tanned wife-of among many.”

Ouuuuch. Well at least she’s not a spray tanned boobed hooker like all those chicks on Rock of Love. How do they find all those chicks who look like they hang-out at a 7-11 in Modesto? Read more Posh knocking HERE.