The Grammy⿿s are on tonight, and I⿿m pretty sure we⿿ll get a whole HORDE of gut-wrenchingly bad fashion choicesbut until then, here⿿s a few of the worst Grammy outfits from the last ten years. Enjoy!
Britney Spears: Actually, I kinda like this outfit. She⿿s looking a helluva lot better than what she⿿s been wearing lately: dirty tops, K-mart thongs, and ratty hair extensions. Oh, Sweet Baby Jebus! Bring us our Britney back!!!
Christina Aguilera: Here we see the dulcet-tone songstress in her full press Dirrty phase; boobies pretty much flying everywhere. Thankfully, she⿿s exchanged this My Little Slutty look for a more classic fashion statement.
Fiona Apple: Wow - did teenybopper artists suddenly start shopping at Talbot⿿s for Women and not tell me about it? This looks like something my mother in law would wear. And she would look better!
Gwen Stefani: Oh, yes - didn⿿t you know that thigh high boots, camo shorts, and Gene Kelly⿿s old tux jacket would look good together? No? You say you didn⿿t have a mirror? Oh.
Jada Pinkett-Smith: I⿿ve never gotten the appeal of Jadawell, she was okay when she was kicking ass in Matrix, but other than that. Here she is all Lady Sings The Bluesor is it Ladysmith Black Mambazo? Can⿿t decide.
Joss Stone: You know what happens when you get a $50 gift card to Bed, Bath,and Beyond? This.
Lil Kim: I think we should count ourselves fortunate that we can⿿t see any more of Lil Kim⿿s mysterious lady parts in this outfit. VERY fortunate.
Mary J. Blige: Aside from the somewhat confusing homage to Big Bird, she⿿s looking good. Oh wait - didn⿿t see the shoes. Never mind.
Shania Twain: Yall! I finally got this dress off of the layaway but I didn⿿t read the pricing right, ya know? And so they only gave me HALF A DRESS, yall!
Sheryl Crow: She needs her own theme music walking around with this outfit on - something by Barry White, probably.
Teri Hatcher: Heh heh heh. I can see your underpants, Teri.
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