Remember when Celebrity Big Brother was fun? Remember when Ken Russell spluttered dribbly cracker all down him while screaming "Servants! SERVANTS!" like a nutter - seems like a different Celebrity Big Brother altogether, doesn't it?
Now, though, Celebrity Big Brother is all about two things; 1) the possibly racist, probably bullying battle between Bollywood queen Shilpa Shetty and cement-mixer voiced moron Jade Goody and 2) watching Dermot O'Leary and Russell Brand fumble their way through their E4 Celebrity Big Brother shows all ashen-faced and teary-eyed knowing that they've indirectly kicked off a genuine international diplomatic furore. One of these things is fun, and one of them is probably sort of a bit disturbing if we're honest with you.
So today's Celebrity Big Brother betting odds is a Jade Goody Vs Shilpa Shetty head-to-head battle to the death. To the death! Or, if not actual death, a week and a bit in the Celebrity Big Brother house with that bloke from The A Team and Michael Jackson's brother.
So - now that we don't have to care about any of those other wankers - who's gonna win Celebrity Big Brother: Jade Goody or Shilpa Shetty? Here are today's Celebrity Big Brother betting odds with a bundle of help from wonderful wonderful Paddy Power...
