So who even listens to Marilyn Manson anymore? Wasn⿿t he pretty much washed up like five years ago?
You know, I bet you that behind closed doors, he probably has all the seasons of Full House on DVD and does his Thighmaster routine to it. Makes waffles with blueberry syrup in the morning, buys toilet paper at Costco and then complains because the boxes they gave him in the checkout lane were too small.
Well, enough of that - in a recent interview with the BBC (how in the world did he score that?) he said that he⿿s probably going to be blamed for the Virginia Tech massacre just like he was blamed for Columbine.
Uh, no. You⿿re just going to be blamed for scarring my eyes and my soul with this picture of you with man boobs. I mean, ick, dude. How are you ever going to live this crap down that you⿿re doing now, huh? What would your buddies at the Elks Club say about this if they knew, I wonder.
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