Find Your Inner DC Housewife at Keswick Hall

Are you tired of the prim, proper, boring, and blasé? Embrace the dramatic and find your inner diva DC housewife! From “Cat”-fights to “crash”-sites, you can play, and pose with the best of 'em at Keswick Hall, a luxurious 48-room boutique hotel set in the heart of Virginia's wine country at the foothills of the Blue Ridge Mountains. All the wannabe haute housewives of DC (and beyond!) can bond over a two-night gourmet getaway and a seriously self-indulgent retreat. (Because, let's face it, you adore the pampering!)

To detox and unwind after a season filled with intense moments (and plenty of Virginia wines), Keswick Hall provides the ideal experience with the “Housewives of DC & Beyond” package. This winter getaway includes luxury accommodations, and daily breakfasts and dinners. In true housewife fashion, you and your fabulous frienemies can get glitzy and glamorous for a five-course gourmet meal at the Signature Table.

Enjoy the luxe life with a trip to Keswick's spa for an incredible Organic Brown Sugar Pumpkin Scrub treatment (for two!), or don your cutest outfit for one round of golf on the Arnold Palmer Signature Golf Course. This posh package is available November 1st through March 31st for $1,020 based on double occupancy…

BYO, camera crew.