Star Scoop: Miranda Kerr Takes Malibu, Kanye Calls out the Paps, The Office’s Theatrical Debut


Cribs: The Supermodel Edition. Fresh off her split from Orlando Bloom, the Victoria’s Secret stunner is seeking serenity in her new, $2.15 million, Malibu home. The beachfront property boasts four bedrooms, a guest house, and spa. [Variety]

Kall him Kanye West, the quotable. TMZ(of course), obtained a transcript of West’s deposition, stemming from a 2013 case in which he allegedly assaulted a paparazzo. According to the document, West declare’s “Earth” as his home, compares debates over celebrity privacy to the Civil Rights Movement, and is “the smartest celebrity you've ever f___ing dealt with… not Britney Spears.” Ouch! [Huffington Post]

The Office is coming to a theater near you. No, not the one starring Steve Carrell and Rainn Wilson. The original British version led by Ricky Gervais. Life on the Road will focus on Gervais’ character, David Brent, who works as a traveling salesman while pursuing his dreams of rock stardom. [Vulture]

Speaking of a the British invasion, English actor and comedian James Corden is reportedly game to replace Craig Ferguson on CBS’ Late Late Show. [The Hollywood Reporter]

Wednesday’s laugh of the day comes courtesy of Hillary Clinton’s cameo on The Colbert Reportwhere name-dropping and chanting ensued. Watch! [The Daily Beast]

Say what you want about music’s royal pair—infidelity, divorce, and Blue Ivy conspiracies already abound—but one thing Jay Z and Beyoncé do know how to do is sell out tours. The American leg of their joint On the Run Tour, which concludes tonight at San Francisco’s AT&T Park, has amassed $100 million in ticket sales, with 90 percent of all seats being filled. [Billboard]