The Gaudy Shoes We're Begging Lauren Boebert To Stop Wearing
Yes, Lauren Boebert is prone to an inappropriate outfit on the campaign trail, but she still couldn't help but do the "Boot Scootin' Boogie" when she was up for re-election in 2024. In January that year, she switched from Colorado's 3rd congressional district to its 4th to keep her seat. While campaigning, she made a stop in Windsor, Colorado, for a primary election watch party where she'd won a bid.
The Republican representative wore an LBD to make her patriotic cowboy boots the main attraction of the outfit. However, this was a grave mistake. She was not only wearing brown boots with a black dress — the colors didn't match well at all — but they were also just plain ugly. They featured red and white stripes at the top and large star graphics on the sides, and they were painted blue at the foot. All in all, the mix of colors and patterns created an eyesore.
She whipped out the stompers again for the Jonestown BBQ Day Parade in June 2025, and by the looks of it, she may need some more styling options. Boebert once again wore a little black dress with the boots, this time adding a white MAGA hat. We shouldn't be surprised, though, as it's far from the first time Lauren Boebert's been an outfit repeater with an inappropriate black minidress. At least she brought along another accessory to coordinate with the boots this time: an American flag.
Lauren Boebert doesn't just wear these cowboy boots for political events
Lauren Boebert must be her own stylist, at least when it comes to her cowboy cosplay. We know that cowboy boots are a mainstay in her ensembles, both when she's at work and out of the office. Luckily, she does add a bit more color to her ensemble when she's not in front of a crowd.
In August 2023, Boebert visited Montrose, Colorado, where she was given a tour of the Project 7 Water Authority and spoke to local voters. She went overtly business casual with her look, sporting a hot-pink tank top with blue skinny jeans, black pumps, and her signature lenses (seriously, Lauren Boebert looks so different without her glasses). However, when she paid a visit to Hope 'N Horses, a nonprofit organization that specializes in equine psychotherapy for veterans and first responders, later that day, she had to do a costume change. Understandably, she swapped the heels for her sacred boots when she hopped on for a ride.
In May 2025, Boebert attended the Rock n Rodeo with Chris Rock, radio host Dana Loesch, Dana's husband, Chris Loesch. Dana posted a pic of the foursome to X (formerly Twitter), and let's just say we prefer the little black dresses. The representative wore a camouflage T-shirt dress, a brown cowboy hat, and the coveted boots. While all of her garments were thematically appropriate, they didn't look like they went together. We hate to break it to Boebert, but these boots may be well past their expiration.